Urban Diaries

This past Christmas, I announced that the Christmas presents from the Corleys would not be extravagant in hopes that no one got us anything really extravagant. We took an unexpected trip to Smith Mountain Lake and Tennessee for Christmas, so most of our extra spending money went to our trip.

We always have our own Tallahassee Christmas celebration with Beth and Joey once we all get back from our various destinations. This year, we got Joey a 4-pack of RedBull and an Urban Dictionary.

I guess the best way to describe the "Urban Dictionary" is to say that its contents include definitions of every possible slang word out there (including the ones that are rated NC-17).

Recently, I responded to someone on Facebook with a "snerk". No one seemed to know what I was talking about, so I included the link to the Urban Dictionary's entry: Snerk basically means to laugh under your breath, but you can look at the definition for yourselves on the website.

A few more favorites from the Urban Dictionary, compliments of Joey and Patti are as follows:

Joey

• snapwaddling wardlemonger - a person who sells penguins illegally off of the North Atlantic coast of Indonesia
• micrognomoperianaltrichotillomania - I'm not even gonna give you the link to this one. It's disgusting. If you are extremely curious, you can do the work! (This would be classified as TV-14 just so you know)

Patti

• snarble - To talk at someone about inane or boring subjects in the most drawn out or involved manner possible, typically situating oneself in a manner that prohibits escape from the victim

I could have probably gotten more favorites from other people, but I think you all get the idea. Now, if I could only get rid of my Snarcarfullated symptoms, I'd be great!